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Religious Bear

One night in the middle of a darkened forest, a hunter tried to confront a huge mean bear. In his fear, all of his attempts to shoot the bear proved unsuccessful.

Finally, he turned and ran as fast as he could. He kept runnning and running until he ended up at the edge of a very steep cliff. He looked dismayed...his hopes were dim.

Seeing no way out of his predicament, and with the bear closing in on him quickly, the hunter flopped down on his knees, opened his arms and proclaimed "Dear God Almighty! Please give this bear some Religion!"

The sky darkened and there was lightning in the air. Just a few yards short of the hunter, the bear came to a sudden stop and glanced around, looking somewhat confused.

Suddenly, the bear looked up into the sky and said, "Thank you God, for the food I am about to receive..."

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