What do elephants sing at Christmas?
No-elephants No elephants...!
What do angry mice send each other?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What is white, lives at the north pole and runs around naked?
A polar bare!
What kind of pine has the sharpest needles?
Why don't penguins fly?
Because they're too short to be pilots!
"Do you ever buy any Christmas Seals?"
"No, I wouldn't know how to feed them."
What is green, covered with tinsel and goes "ribbet ribbet"?
What do wild animals sing at Christmastime?
Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!
What is the best key to get at Christmas?