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Christmas Jokes 3
What is twenty feet tall, has sharp teeth and goes Ho Ho Ho?
Tyranno-santa Rex!
What did Santa get when he crossed a woodpecker with kleenex?
Rapping paper!
What's the most boring animal?
A polar bore!
What sort of insects love snow?
Mo-ski-toes!
What food do you get when you cross a snowman with a polar bear?
A "brrr" - "grrr"!
Who delivers Christmas presents to elephants?
Elephanta Claus!
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